8/17/2023 0 Comments I like that boom boom pow lyricsAnd then they repeat practically everything else they said previously in the song. Although I will admit this does feel like this song is shitting on me. Also, Will.i.am mistreats his listeners once more. I would like to request a moment of silence for all of the poor leprechauns that got trampled by Will.i.am's beats. I didn't realize the BEP were equipped with satellite-destroying missiles. Either he's tricky, or he's the worst Simon Says player ever. The old switch-er-oo! Instead of dropping the beat, Will.i.am fakes us out by rocking it instead. Yup, yup I be rockin' them beats, yup, yup Judging by previous lyrics and a rudimentary understanding of physics, the beat will then bounce, rise up to half the original height, and bounce again indefinitely. Especially if you have sonic booms flying overhead. Getting down whilst putting your hands in the air is counter-productive. For hating that "stupid 8-bit", they claim they have the beat produced from the 8-bit era. It would be even better if you weren't dyslexic.įor those that don't know, the Roland TR-808 is a popular drum machine, especially used in the eighties. Also, great job trying to quote Daft Punk. that usually doesn't fly with the ladies. Refencing Transformers while mentioning having sex with women. I'm starting to think that the Black Eyed Peas have amnesia and are totally convinced that they're in some future world. Either that, or kick them in the groin.Īlso note that HD flat screens are the present, not the future. If a person started insulting me without even knowing me, I'd probably stop listening to them. I'm still trying to find a reason why it's appealing to insult the listener over and over again. Back on earth, girls are going ape-shit over that guy that isn't Will.I.Am. In reality, we probably couldn't hear the "spaceship zoom", unless in the future space can actually transmit sound waves. Remember kids: standing on a very loud soundwave is very, very dangerous. what would be the future?! Thank you for messing with the space-time continuum, Black Eyed Peas. Might I mention that if this is the music of the future, why is it happening now? That would be the music of the present. The boom boom pow is apparently a slippery character. (For artsy types, a proper analogy would be a toddler looking at the Mona Lisa, saying "fuck that shit!" and proceed to finger paint a stick figure.) Apparently to this group, finding the music of the future is more important than appreciating the works of the past. If this is what the music of 3008 sounds like, I'm perfectly content with being "2000 and late". NEWSFLASH: FERGIE IS A HIP-HOP ROBOT, BRINGING US MUSIC FROM THE FUTURE. Either that, or swaggering chickens make her use the bathroom multiple times in one day. In a candid moment, Fergie also confesses that she's moved on from one type of shit to another. Chickens are "jacking" Fergie's "style." This may be the first documented case of racism against poultry in a hip-hop song. Also, note that they already have the "boom boom pow". At least they've finally come to terms about what their music is. Suddenly, the "future flow" is described as "spit" and "shit". They suddenly do an about-face in their allegiances. Being a hip-hop group, this is rather unlikely. Also, note that they think "that rock and roll" is the future. Also, this is the first time of many in this song in which the Black Eyed Peas claim they have the sound of the future. I predict the rest of the song will be just bragging. Apparently it's not that difficult if they get it within the first verse. but they need the boom boom pow! In this verse, it turns out they already have it. Perhaps their urgency will be revealed later on. For those that don't know, "boom" could either refer to an explosion, a boom microphone, a time of rapid growth, a small town in Belgium, or just the sound from a bass drum. Okay, so now we know what they "gotta get-get". Apparently, that thing is so difficult to obtain that one gets a stutter in the process. Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get Their generic beats and dumb-as-rocks lyrics liquify your brain through constant exposure, until you're helpless to admit that you actually kinda like them.īut what goes behind a Black Eyed Peas song? I take a look into the lyrics to see what propaganda Will.I.Am, Fergie, and those other people are injecting into the public's minds: They infiltrate the Billboard charts and slowly suppress other deserving songs, often times, choking worthwhile songs out of existence. The Black Eyed Peas are killing music like a viral infection.
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